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Thursday, January 24, 2019
Sunday, January 20, 2019
Listening to some soca music on this beautiful Sunday afternoon. #BlessedSundayLovelies
Friday, January 18, 2019
I don't understand why our friendship should be dependent on my political affiliation! Sheesh!
Thursday, January 17, 2019
What's your choice?
Wednesday, January 16, 2019
Have you ever considered attending a wellness retreat?
There will never be a perfect time to start; so start now where you are and with what you have. #GoodMorningLovelies
Tuesday, January 15, 2019
How many people on my friends list uses Pinterest to grow their business?
Monday, January 14, 2019
25 Powerful New Beginning Quotes to Transform your life
25 Powerful New Beginning Quotes to Transform your life
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You are the CEO of your life. Yiu have tje right to invite, delete and terminate. #BlessedSaturdayLovelies
Friday, January 11, 2019
🤗🤗Good morning Lovelies! 🤗🙏 Don't like where you're at; then do something to change it! #BlessedFriday #ChangeIsAChoice 💯💯
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Thursday, January 10, 2019
Wednesday, January 9, 2019
I feel sooo cold tonight! Sweet dreams Lovelies.
Joke of the day!!! A lady in the grocery store asked me, "Excuse me, how comes some eggs are brown and some are white?" I told her the brown ones are whole wheat eggs. 😌😀😀😀😀😀 Like and share!!!
🤗Great Morning Lovelies!!!🤗 You thought it was a LOSS, but it was a GAIN!!!! 💯💯💯
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Tuesday, January 8, 2019
TOO FUNNY NOT TO PASS ON!! How Do Court Reporters Keep Straight Faces? These are from a book called Disorder in the Courts and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while the exchanges were taking place. ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning? WITNESS: He said, 'Where am I, Cathy?' ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you? WITNESS: My name is Susan! _______________________________ ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact? WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks. ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active? WITNESS: No, I just lie there. ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth? WITNESS: July 18th. ATTORNEY: What year? WITNESS: Every year. _____________________________________ ATTORNEY: How old is your son, the one living with you? WITNESS: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which. ATTORNEY: How long has he lived with you? WITNESS: Forty-five years. _________________________________ ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory? WITNESS: I forget. ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot? ___________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning? WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam? ____________________________________ ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he? WITNESS: He's 20, much like your IQ. ___________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken? WITNESS: Are you shitting me? _________________________________________ ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time? WITNESS: Getting laid ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: She had three children, right? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: How many were boys? WITNESS: None. ATTORNEY: Were there any girls? WITNESS: Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney? ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated? WITNESS: By death. ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated? WITNESS: Take a guess. ___________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual? WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female? WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town I'm going with male. _____________________________________ ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney? WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work. ______________________________________ ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people? WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight. _________________________________________ ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to? WITNESS: Oral... _________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body? WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 PM ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time? WITNESS: If not, he was by the time I finished. ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample? WITNESS: Are you qualified to ask that question? ______________________________________ And last: ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor? WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar. ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless? WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law. Like and Share
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Let go of what you are, and become what you might be. #BlessedTuesdayLovelies.
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Monday, January 7, 2019
#ComingSoon. Look out for Kay's free online class on goal setting, and how you can crush them despite repeated failure.
Friday, January 4, 2019
“Your time is limited, so don’t waste it living someone else’s life.” – Steve Jobs #HappyFriday
Wednesday, January 2, 2019
A huge thank you to everyone who took the time out of their day to wish me a happy birthday. It was much appreciated!
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Tuesday, January 1, 2019
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